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  All the "Female Warriors" we have on this site keeping us politically correct ...

  by Witness 007 in

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  let's buy them all a drink!

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  Whenever I say something like "Slutty Looking" makeup,.... out come the girls like Zena Warrior Princess to put their 2 cents in. People like FlyingHigh, now will "swoop down" to set things right for woman kind or Mrs Jones.....and that other poster what's her name....and her friend ummm. Who do you guys think are the Female warriors here? Are girls more Aggressive and competative? Like these dating shows I'm sure the girl is NOT seriously interested in competing for this idiot handing out roses but there's no way these girls are goning to lose.

  Let's buy them all a drink! Love.
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  My Wierd memorial story 2012...I was going to "swig it."

  by Witness 007 in

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  witnesses came around with invites we had not been to meetings.....since last memorial.

  wife wanted me to go, "but your taking me to dinner and drinks afterwards ok..." i went.

  suit came out of moth balls, alittle snug, need to go to the gym?

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  Sorry Ziddina forgot....a Smurf doll jumped out of a kids hands and very loudly ate two plates of bread with cheese he had in his pocket, and drank all the wine while singing "Stairway to heven."

  But, that's normal here in Australia.
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  A reason why most religious theological teachings are sociologically dangerous and damaging

  by thetrueone in

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  just caught this short video of christopher hitchens in a debate involving religious theology and i thought.

  how close it came to the jw theology and its own inherent sociological and psychological damage that it causes.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ygqfr3sem&feature=related.

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  Sociolgemycol.....pshycological....too many big words, moving on.
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  Laying on their side for 3 days

  by exwhyzee in

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  it's been so long since i was at a meeting that i'm beginning to forget a lot of the nonsense i used to know, but does anyone remember how the society used to say that when the gb members were imprisioned around 1919 it fullfilled the prophesy about the prophet laying on his side for 3 days in the roadway ?.

  what was that all about and how does their belief regarding their role in fulfilling this prophesy effect the new thinking on the definition of "generation" ?

  it seems like they just had to amend the term "generation" in order to keep the year 1914 relevant as well as all the other supposed fullfilments of prophesy they thought they were part of.

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  My brother in law was laying on his side for 3 days......get a job you bum!! FAcebook is not a job.
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  Thought and question, the Exodus.

  by jam in

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  first question, ex 14;8, why would god hardened the.

  heart of pharaoh , after he had given the israelite ok.. my thought, while watching the ten commandments this.

  past weekend, when the people was leaving egypt they.

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  For some reason it sounds like a fairy tale, badly written.
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  What's the JW reaction to new 16 page mags????

  by diamondiiz in

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  if you've been to the meeting when the letter was read, what was jw reaction????

  just curious if it was just another sign that the end is nearer or did any wake up for a second to realize the corporation is downsizing due to costs..

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  Its like Jehover shortening his Love letters to us......HE DOESN"T LOVE US ANYMORE!!!!!!
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  Beware of Jehovah's Witness

  by StopTheTears in

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  have you ever been at home, heard the knock on the door, and found a pair of nice looking people wanting to give you a free magazine?

  where the magazine is titled awake!

  or watchtower?

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  Unless they happen to find a goat stuck in a tree.
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  Beware of Jehovah's Witness

  by StopTheTears in

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  have you ever been at home, heard the knock on the door, and found a pair of nice looking people wanting to give you a free magazine?

  where the magazine is titled awake!

  or watchtower?

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  They also sacrifice their firstborn sons to Jehover.
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  Does George Zimmerman look guilty in his new mugshot?

  by Iamallcool in

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  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/11/george-zimmerman-new-mugshot_n_1419402.html.

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  he does look guilty to me.

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  Witness 007

  WHO'S THAT????
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  My Wierd memorial story 2012...I was going to "swig it."

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  witnesses came around with invites we had not been to meetings.....since last memorial.

  wife wanted me to go, "but your taking me to dinner and drinks afterwards ok..." i went.

  suit came out of moth balls, alittle snug, need to go to the gym?

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  Witness 007

  Witnesses came around with invites we had not been to meetings.....since last memorial. Wife wanted me to go, "but your taking me to dinner and drinks afterwards ok..." I went. Suit came out of moth balls, alittle snug, need to go to the gym? I remember how much I hate wearing a tie/hangmans noose. Meeting bag had lost a handle...when did that happen. Wife doing her hair.....I may as well, build a tree house while waiting....yep 10 minutes to 7:30 she's ready. {Takes 15 to get there} Walking past the windows during the prayer I was suprised at how many "sisters" did not have eyes closed on this holy night, but instead were looking at the late comers through the window "Oooh what's she wearing"...weird! Elder "big smile" shakes my hand like I was the President, no two seats together so I stood akwardly for afew minutes. Why didn't we come earlier, oh right the Jeniffer Aniston hair do. Pull out my "song book" I took from home only to find I had grabbed the 2011 Yearbook instead..."S##T" I whispered. The Elder giving the talk was like the teacher in "Ferris buellers day off" he had a nasal drone kindda voice and when looking up text would say "Romans 2:13.....so that's Mathew, Mark, Luke, then John...Acts, .....then Romans".....HE DID THIS EVERY TIME! When serving the wine Elder "big smile" dropped the white cloth from the wine and had a bit of a laugh....I'm sure that on this sacred night that made Jesus cry. As I got my hands on it I paused for a second and thought, I could swig this in one gulp, my mum partakes each year...would there be a huge GASP! Would Elder "big smile" get mad and yank it from my hands? I thought about an empty class being passed around and smiled.... Only 2 verse songs now, very quick! We left right away GREAT....I ran to the bar at the resturant but it was a busy night this Nisan 14 and everyone wanted to "partake" of the wine as much as me. I had to get the taste of Jesus out of my mouth. Had some drinks, nice steak dinner and didn't think much about Jesus after that. WOW WHAT A HUUUUGGE MOOOON!!!!